My mom sent me this e-mail a year ago. It cracks me up still.

Dear Omer,
How you doing? Where are you? I wonder
you got your new phone. Please don’t put
my name as” F Bomb” in your phone like Meena
did in the past. You should be very proud to call
me your mother. ” Mother” is such wonderful
word to be used by children, not a word to demean
her.Mom is person who is selfless from the minute
she finds out she is carring a new life,and go through
a lots of hardship till is new life be come a adult.
Please don’t forget God said that heaven is under
mother feet,if your mother is happy with you God is
not happy with you. Don’t forget all good things will
come to an end, and we will all face Almighty God,
with our deedes. Take care, and be good.